The first of our good quotes is from a Lifetime TV movie I was watching earlier tonight, called The House Next Door which was of course about an evil house. Basically everyone that lived there turned evil or died...for example in one of the families that moved in the husband turned super psycho on his wife for doing things like not putting the spices in alphabetical order..but at first you didn't know what was wrong just that he had shoved open a drawer and had his wife by the hair or something and he's putting her hand in the drawer and he says..all sing-songy..
"What is wrong with this picture,
now tell me sister!!"
Now I fully maintain that if anyone ever threatens you in a rhyme they are beyond normal crazy and are totally psycho and you should freakin' get away from them ASAP and never look back!! Of course the wife stayed and later in the movie he got all crazy and threw her on the ground and pointed a gun at her because she put lettuce or something in the refrigerator crisper and he was saying that she was trying to poison him. Needless to say a scuffle ensued in which she captured the gun, pointed it at him and then said all sing songy..
"What is wrong with this picture,
now tell me mister!!"
Then she shot him like 12 times. Oh and also earlier in the movie he got mad at her because she got the invitations to their house warming party printed regularly instead of embossed..so naturally what with the spices incident and invitations and what not..I was thinking..is the husband gay or something?? But anyways I digress..here is another good quote for today, albeit a more serious one..
"Breathe. Let Go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure."
-Oprah Winfrey
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If this is the only moment that I have for sure, I think I want to kill the dude smacking across the cube. Seriously I need some dining music to mask the salivation/digestion noices coming from his mouth. STOP IT!!! If this is the only moment that I have for sure, I have no hope, the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that I will surely have a better moment later.
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