This is hilarious, it comes from the website McSweeney's Internet Tendency (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/) which has lots of great articles on it..check it out if you haven't already!
THE SLOWAND PAINFUL COLLAPSE OF A RELATIONSHIP OVER THE COURSE OF A WEEKLONG VACATION AS EXPRESSED BY THE NAMES EACH PARTNER GAVE THEIR DIGITALPHOTOS TAKEN DURING SAID VACATION.
BY MATT HULTEN
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Monday
Matt.jpg
Carrie.jpg
IloveMatt.jpg
IloveCarrietoo.jpg
Squirrel.jpg
DidMattjustwasteapictureonastupidsquirrel.jpg
IthinkCarrieisangrythatItookapictureofasquirrel.jpg
MattissnappingpicturesofverminwhenImsittingherewearingthemostadorablenewskirt.jpg
Carriewillnotletthesquirrelthinggo.jpg
Tuesday
ImreallyhopingtodaywithCarriewillbebetterthanyesterday.jpg
MaybeIoverreactedandIshouldnthaveyelledatMattforthesquirrelthing. jpg
IreallydontlikedancingbutifitwillmakeCarriehappyIllmakeaneffort.jpg
HeresMattpretendinghesprainedhisanklesohedoesnthavetotakemedancing.jpg
WeareinthefreakingBahamasandallMattwantstodoischeckhisfantasyfootballscores.jpg
Wednesday
IfIcanjustmakeitthroughtodaywithoutfightingwithCarrieIthinkwecansalvagethistrip.jpg
MeintheoutfitMattsaidmademelooklikemymother.jpg
IdontknowwhatIwasthinkingwhenItoldCarriethatshelookedlikehermother.jpg
IfCarriedoesntshutthehellupaboutgoingdancingImgoingtokillmyself.jpg
MattsayshesgoingtothehotelbarbutIknowhesreallygoingtoastripclub.jpg
CouldCarriesbathingsuitbeanysmaller.jpg
Thursday
OnlyfourmoredayswithMattandthenIcangohome.jpg
WhydidntIjustgotoVegaswithmyfriendsinsteadofcomingtothishellholewithCarrie.jpg
ImstartingtoforgetwhatIeversawinMatttobeginwith.jpg
Mattisapparentlycontentspendinghisdaysdoingnothingbutgettingdrunk.jpg
ImprettysurethatguyjustgrabbedCarriesass.jpg
IfIseeMatthitononemorenineteenyearoldImgoingtovomit.jpg
Carrieisopenlyflirtingwitheverythingontwolegsrightinfrontofme.jpg
Friday
IdistinctlyrememberCarriesayingthistripwouldbegoodforourrelationshipbutIdontrecallhertellingmeitwouldbetheworstweekofmyentirelife.jpg
MattisdrunkagainandIthinkhemightverywellhaveaseriousdrinkingproblemthathesbeenhidingfromme.jpg
SomeoneshouldtellCarriethatwhenshedoesbodyshotsoffaguytenyearsyoungerthanherselfitsnotcuteitspathetic.jpg
Saturday
HeresCarrieandthebastardshesprobablydoingbehindmyback.jpg
ThecouchisgoodenoughforMattandifhethinkshessleepingwithmehesoutofhisdamnmind.jpg
IveseenhomelessmenwearingnicerclothesthanwhatMatthasonrightnow.jpg
CarrieisprovingherselftobeevenmoreofashamelesswhorethanIoriginallythoughtwaspossible.jpg
JudgingbythewayhehashandledhimselfonthistripitsnowonderMattcantholddownasteadyjob.jpg
Carrieiswearinganotheroutfitevenaprostitutewouldbeembarrassedtobeseenin.jpg
Sunday
IhopeIvemadethisweekasmiserableforCarrieasshehasforme.jpg
IthinkweshouldseeotherpeopleMatt.jpg
ThatsfinebymeCarrieIllsendyouabillforyourhalfofthetrip.jpg
YoucangotohellMattyoucangostraighttohell.jpg
Here is a log of my travels and the adventures, dramas and stories that ensue. I've just finished up two years living in Australia and am headed to South America next, although that could change at anytime thus the benefit of this blog for constant updates on my whereabouts, state of mind, and my latest ramblings.
About Me
Cast of Characters (or friends who are often mentioned in the blog)
Eric- my little brother, I’m always dragging him into some nonsense and even though he complains I know he secretly loves it!
Joey-one of my bestest friends, we grew up together in Crowley, TX, Joey now lives in San Francisco, which makes it convenient for us to cause trouble together.
Claire-I wouldn’t have survived Brisbane or my masters degree without Claire, I think sometimes we share the same brain which can be a dangerous thing. Claire is now teaching English in Japan which of course I convinced her to do and then I didn’t end up going, but she forgives me!!
Danielle- Her and her boyfriend Conor were my flatmates in Sydney, being Irish they were always up for something and we had lots of adventures together, especially when Danielle and I got a hold of lots of vodka lemonades.
Soot Face-a Dutch girl that I did my masters with, when we were in a group together and supposed to present information about a company, she suggested that we put soot on our faces and pretend the company had burned down.
Mad Mary- my British flatmate in Sydney, Mary would drink lots of wine every night and be good entertainment for the house, and of course she is a bit mad.
Joey-one of my bestest friends, we grew up together in Crowley, TX, Joey now lives in San Francisco, which makes it convenient for us to cause trouble together.
Claire-I wouldn’t have survived Brisbane or my masters degree without Claire, I think sometimes we share the same brain which can be a dangerous thing. Claire is now teaching English in Japan which of course I convinced her to do and then I didn’t end up going, but she forgives me!!
Danielle- Her and her boyfriend Conor were my flatmates in Sydney, being Irish they were always up for something and we had lots of adventures together, especially when Danielle and I got a hold of lots of vodka lemonades.
Soot Face-a Dutch girl that I did my masters with, when we were in a group together and supposed to present information about a company, she suggested that we put soot on our faces and pretend the company had burned down.
Mad Mary- my British flatmate in Sydney, Mary would drink lots of wine every night and be good entertainment for the house, and of course she is a bit mad.
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