I'd like to buy a vowel...

Alright so I've blogged before several times about the norwegians. Here's the thing there are 4 of them, all hot who all have class together and are roommates, they are in 2 of my classes. Anyways Lars (my fantasy boyfriend) is widely believed to be the hottest of the 4, although now a dark horse has emerged to perhaps take the crown. I use the term dark horse here mostly because he's the only one of the 4 that's not blond. His name is Trygv, yep that's right there aren't any vowels in that, so I've taken to calling him no vowels. I've never spoken to no vowels before last night, normally I just kinda wave and then go talk to Lars. Well last night Lars wasn't out and so the 3 remaining hot norwegians were out together. Here's how my first conversation with no vowels went (some background: I'd had maybe 2 vodka lemonades already, no vowels was carrying an umbrella even though it wasn't raining, I went up to the bar to get 3rd drink and he was the only other person waiting)
Me: I guess you're a man who's always prepared (I point to umbrella)
No vowels: What?
Me: You brought an umbrella that was very prepared of you, in case it rains
No vowels: Rain yes, it might be wet
Me: What?
No vowels: I don't like to get wet in the rain
Me: No I don't like to get wet in the rain either
(It's at this point I realize..wit and charm would get me nowhere with this man..we are struggling to have an even basic english conversation)
No vowels: Are you having a test?
Me: What? No, I don't have a test, do you have a test?
No vowels: Yes I have a test tomorrow
Me: I hope it's not early..since you're out
Anyways I could go on and on this conversation was PAINFUL and lasted about 15 minutes. However I did talk to him later and it was a bit less painful, not much but a bit, baby steps. I really do think though that he may take the crown, because I saw him in boxing class earlier..Lars is really gonna have to step up the game to keep his spot.