About a week before I moved into my current house the TV exploded, which is rather unfortunate. Because of this we've had no TV for a few weeks and will hopefully be getting one soon, as soon as my landlord is done building the kiosk. Due to the lack of television all of us are --gasp-- forced to talk to each other every night for hours on end b/c well there's nothing else to do. One can only read so many books in their room (I read 2 last week) before they'd rather have some human conversation. However the normal topics of conversation are always totally out there. Here is a partial list of things that I've spent hours of my life talking about in the last week:
Whether or not it's legal to have a monkey in Israel
The monkey that attacked Itzic at a temple in Thailand
The diseases monkeys carry
How Itzic can get someone an illegal monkey in Israel if they have enough money
The home countries of all the women Dan has slept with (he's trying to sleep with someone from every country--a whole other conversation)
Why Asian women aren't easy (this is a favorite topic of Dan's which has been discussed several times)
Dan's 3 step plan for sleeping with a woman
The best way to build a kiosk
Why selling skin care products is the best job for picking up women
Why the French are so prone to hysteria (we've had a French girl Juliet move in)
The French film industry
Why American women are easy (a topic I was endlessly grilled about by Dan)
The best places in America to pick up women
The best stoner movies
Comic books made into movies
The bitch lady from the property management company
Finally the most common topic:
When are we finally gonna get a new tv!!!
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