Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Swedes say the darndest things
Last night there was yet another event for the Norsk Norweigan Drinking Club. I swear these events get more and more bizarre, last night when we got to the bar they gave us all straw cowboy hats, zorro masks and glow sticks..dont' ask me what for but everyone was wearing them..I skipped on my glow stick and mask but I did have my hat on..so when I describe to you the following conversation you have to picture it taking place in a bar full of people with cowboy hats and zorro masks. I was there with my roommate Kim who I love to death but isn't always the brightest creature you've ever met. So as we're walking trough the crowd this guy stops her and says "Hi Kim" and Kim looks at him all confused clearly she can't remember where they met, but she says oh" Hi how have you been?" and most normal people at this point would keep on walking but not Kim she stops and says "I'm sorry I'm not sure where it is I met you" and he says, "I met you last weekend when you were with your boyfriend" (Mind you Kim doesn't have a boyfriend so at this point her eyes get kinda big and she's really super confused) and she says "Oh who was it you saw me with?" (Once again she should have just kept on walking) and he says "Yorg" (who's some other Swedish guy that Kim hangs out with sometimes) then she goes onto explain unnecessarily and in slow english (she's american but is talking to a swede so it was necessary) " Yorg and me we are not together like that there is just not lots of chemistry you know passion and I feel like I need time on my own and I like Yorg but I just don't feel like lots of sparks b/c of his quiet personality..etc" and she goes on and on about why they aren't together to this poor swede who #1 is obviously Yorg's friend and #2 was probably like I just wanted to say hi...but then the Swede says, "oh yes I know this problem I made out with a girl yesterday and today I must call her and tell her it is over."
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1 comment:
Just keep walking!!!!! Don't stop, say hi, and keep walking.
hehehe
Mark
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