The Pincess and the earplugs...

Since I've had lots and lots of flatmates the last few years I have grown accustomed to sleeping with an eyemask and earplugs. This puts me in my own little sleep world and I can literally tune the whole world out. Anyways I always wake up and my earplugs will have fallen outta my ears, no doubt due to constant tossing and turning. I always seem to find them though somewhere on the pillow or mixed up in the blankets, they've never gone totally missing before, until the other night. I searched and searched for those suckers, taking all the blankets off the bed, picking up the pillows, looking on the floor, I just couldn't find them anywhere. So I got a new pair out last night before I went to bed (because you know I have a whole bag of those suckers, can't be without my earplugs!). As I lay my head down on the pillow I noticed something was off, I couldn't tell what but I just could not get comfortable and then lo and behold, I noticed there was an errant earplug inside my pillowcase!!! I mean honestly that's some crazy tossing and turning when the earplug came plumb outta my ear and all the way into my damn pillowcase, no wonder I always wake up with my blankets twisted every which way!