Melbourne Cup Madness

You know this morning I wish I never heard the words Melbourne Cup..my head does not like me..it's like there's a little man in there with a pick axe going to town. The race itself was very exciting, the racetrack I went to was packed and the weather was beautiful, and you know we were only at the track for about 3 hours but it was enough for me to have lord knows how many beers, by the end of it I was walking around barefoot in the dirt..classy. Get this at the track they had one of those huge blowup jumping castles and it was for adults..yep for drunk adults..drunk adults dressed in their finest clothes..women in hats and dresses and men in suits..I've never seen anything like it..ever..and thank god I didn't get in the thing..I bet there were injuries.