Just Because

"Just because she dances go-go that don't make her a ho no" Do you remember that song by Wyclef Jean, I think it was out like 5 or 6 years ago. Anyways I remember at the time I liked it then promptly forgot all about it until about 2 weeks ago when for some reason it became my upstairs neighbors' favorite song, she blares it and there's no rhyme or reason, sometimes it's at 9am, sometimes it's late at night or just randomly during the day and when I say blare I mean sometimes it shakes the windows in the house. Also sometimes it's accompanied by dancing or what I can only guess is dancing b/c it sounds like there's lots of stomping going on, then the song will end and sometimes that's it or sometimes you hear someone walk across the room and you know what's next..she's pressing repeat..and there we go again..that don't make her a ho no...so one night last week she decided to play it at like 10pm and it was so loud we couldn't hear our TV anymore so my roomate drunk Mary (so called b/c well she's always drunk) decides she's gonna go up and tell her to turn it down. So Mary goes up and music doesn't go down and Mary doesn't come back downstairs either, then about an hour later she comes in and says that they told her they'd turn it down if she drank a big glass of vodka and smoked a joint so always one to take one for the team she did, comes back to the house all kinds of messed up..but well we didnt' hear Wyclef for the rest of the night.